Remember that scene in Mrs. Doubtfire where Robin Williams breaks the Mercedes logo off of Stu’s car? I did this in a parking lot when I was probably 7 or 8, trailing behind my family on our way into a restaurant. I thought there was no way it would come off as easily as it did in the movie. It did.

I still feel so bad about this to this day. I dropped it right next to the car. I was instantly mortified and I still think about this probably once week.

I just hope it was easy enough to fix. I can’t imagine how pissed I’d be to come out of a restaurant to find my car had been messed with like that.

I remember placing it on the ground next to the car thinking, “oh well, maybe the wind blew it off.” I was so dumb.

Dear Mercedes owner, I am so so sorry. I hope your insurance covered it.